Jokes For Friends

Friends are synonym of fun. Anyone have best time of life with their friends, friends play the role of mother, father, sibling and a supporter. Friends don’t need anything or any other individual to have fun, they just enjoy every moment and make everything around so easy and light and make jokes for friends themselves. In this world of modern technologies, messages are often used to stay connected with friends and you can use them by sending jokes for friends and start a good conversation with laugh. Jokes for friends help to make light and funny moments between the friends.  Sending jokes to friends is a best option to make your friend laugh and remember about you.

Popular Jokes for Friends

When you feel sad and alone,
When everyone seem to be leaving you,
when the world seems to be fading away into the mist,
please let me know: I will take you to the eye specialist for a checkup!

But why didn’t you tell me the good news.
I heard it from one of our friends.
Anyways Congratulation!
A TV channel has been named after you.
Animal Planet!

Secrets for a happy and healthy life:
Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who takes care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.
And most of all make sure that these three girls don’t meet each other!

i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window…
I look down & den… i laugh again

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,”If it’s made by my students it will not even start.”

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”

Men are like Bluetooth:
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..
Women are like Wi-Fi:
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one…